Mom Matters

QUESTION:

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Can you tell me how to manage the unrealistic expectations of a chinese mom?! hee hee

ANSWER:
Red Wine! http://www.theonion.com/content/news/study_finds_link_between_red_wine
If you don't drink, try renting the Joy Luck Club for some answers. P.S. Don't let your mom eat Opium.