Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Nosy-Neighbor-Nuisance

QUESTION:
Eunice Ortegon at 7:37pm December 2
My neighbor is always out at the exact same time as me. Is he spying on me or do we just have the same work schedule?

ANSWER:
Dear Nosy-Neighbor-Nuisance:
You can take this predicament in two ways. 1) Like Cesar Milan, of the Dog Whisperer, you are a "Pack Leader" and your neighbor is merely following your lead. Let him know you are Dominant and this neighbor will always respect you. or 2) You might have a Larry David/Curb Your Enthusiasm perspective, and believe this
guy is up to no good. If the latter, I would suggest that you confront him, look him in the eyes for an uncomfortable length of time and then expect some crazy antics to play out. Might not solve the problem, but it will be great for re telling at a party.

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